I didn't even know this was an option
I'm not sure if I'm insulted, or proud:
The rundown:
There's two ways to end up with this result. Either you picked the silliest possible answer to each question, or you answered honestly, and happen to be hyperactive, manic, loon. Assuming you answered honestly, your profile is as follows: You are the 100-sided dice, also known as the legendary Zocchihedron. You are the bit of data that registers so far off the chart that the average person doesn't even know you exist. You are desperate for attention and will get it any way you can. Your jokes have the lowest laugh ratio, but you go for quantity, not quality. Once you get started on a pointless tangent, it takes a group effort to bring you back to reality and make you shut up. You are a distraction who is permanently distracted. You consider yourself silly and entertaining, but everyone else complains about how lame and annoying you are. The one secret they aren't telling you, is how they sometimes actually miss the noise when you're gone.
But even better is the description of the quiz itself:
This survey is completely scientific. Despite the mind-boggling complexity of mankind, the billions of distinctly different personalities found on Earth can easily be divided into seven simple categories that correspond to the five Platonic solids, a pseudo polyhedron, and whatever the hell a d100 is. The results of this quiz should be considered not only meaningful but also infallible, and pertinent to your success as a fully realized individual. If you feel the results of this examination do not match your perceived personality, you should take whatever drastic measures are needed to cram your superego back into proper alignment, as described by the quiz results.
And if you believe that, we have some really great critical-hit insurance to sell you.
It's a bit of a metaphor for the whole poli-sci program, isn't it?
posted by Elizabeth @ 6:11 PM
7 Comments:
this was interesting, though portions of the d12 description i was dealt were inaccurate for me...odd.
At least you aren't the crazy, annoying one. How the hell do you get a 100-sided die to land on a number?
I was wondering that myself. that would be pretty difficult!
Yeah, apparently it's just a ball with numbers in it. Which is kind of cool. But not really useful.
Hmm. That doesn't sound to complementary to you, now does it? Where do people come up with these quizzes anyway?
you may be crazy as the d100 but the damn thing told me i was a d4 evil petty manipulative and not to be trusted with anything moredangerous than a ball of yarn and then only under strict supervision.
So what you're saying is that it was right?
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