Here goes nuthin'
Computer (check)Number two pencils (check)
Scrap paper (check)
Books closed (check)
Bowl of oatmeal intended for breakfast but accidentally exploded in the microwave (check)
Last minute panicked call to S. because the email says it isn't due until Monday at noon, so I could put the whole thing off until Sunday and spend two more days obsessively rereading everything I've already read (check)
Absolutely useless advice to do what I think is best (check)
Realization that putting it off would only suck all the fun out of tonight's happy hour and weekly television watching (check)
Calculation that if I start at 11am, I'll be finished at 5pm and can head out with a clear conscience to drown my sorrows (check)
Exam downloaded (check)
Right, it's now 10:53, and time to take a look...
Shit. Hey, Priya, you know all those "b" words that you aren't saying? I'm going to need to borrow them. And I should just go ahead and schedule my next attempt at this.
1 Comments:
I'm sure you'll be right this time. The answers made sense (conclusion! put in conclusions!) and the questions seemed more to-the-point than they usually are. Am still disappointed that Dodgy Pub has changed into weird place with diner-like seating and scary fish with pointed snouts (okay, I know fish don't have snouts but these did. Trust me) on walls. Hope they move the darts board so we can start up that "hit your least favourite theorists with darts" contest :D
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